Chapter 2.4: It’s a Birthday Extravaganza!

I’m not going to bother with a recap of last chapter since I JUST posted it.  Jeez, this is why I have a Table of Contents…lazy bums 😉

Lis decided that if she was going to be heiress then she better go find a potential spouse. 

Screenshot-3I mean, she’s so excited to go to the park that she’s floating on air!

Screenshot-11 And from afar she spots this guy…Miraj Alvi.  He’s got an interesting look about him.Screenshot-13 Lis: Nice to meet you Miraj.   Would you be interested in going to the movies?

Miraj:  Is it a 3D movie?  If not then no, I’d rather stay here and loiter at the bookstore.Screenshot-14

Lis:  Well does your friend Julien want to go to the movies?

Miraj:  I have a better idea.  How do you feel about 3-ways?

Lis:  Ew, I’ll go by myself thank you. 

What a turd!!!

But Lis is a trooper and decided to put her angst into songScreenshot-15

“Chivalry’s dead,

Dead like my soul

All the boys suck

‘cause they only want to fu”…

WHOA, WHOA,  let’s try to keep it PG-13 here.  Oh, wait we did have Sim Porn last update.  Carry on….

Lis got bored with her guitar and rolled a wish to go shopping.  So she headed over to that consignment store.  They were closed but look who was chillin’ in the sitting areaScreenshot-16

It’s Gargantua and Geobe Stormcaller! 

Lis:  Hi, I like you already Gargantua.  You’ve got just the right amount of snarkatude.  And any friend of a Amanda’s is a friend of mine.

Geobe: Dude, I feel like I’m stoned.

yeah, you kinda look like it too brother.

Meanwhile, back at the house…


Aww, autonomous make out.  So cute!


Val:  I rolled a wish for another baby and Amanda said have at it.  Let’s make this on count!

Gordon:  Yes!

Yeah, I’m a sucker.  I may live to regret this later but they’re adults now and less fertile than they use to be.  Plus Gordon got a promotion to Sous Chef so what a better way to say thanks for the hard work than letting him impregnate his wife.

I actually like to be surprised when my Sims are pregnant so I turn off the sound after they do the deed.  yeah, I live life on the edge.  That’s just how I roll.


The next day Val got promoted to Top Secret Researcher.  And them promptly got a call from her boss.  Val is to immediately report to Al Simhara to help Badawi find 3 ancient relics.Screenshot-21

Val:  The office better reimburse me for these expenses

Amen, sister!

But before she left, Val saw Gordon off to work.   Screenshot-22

Yep, he’s riding Vals bike to work.  Didn’t you know?  Pink is the new manly black.


Val took some rockin’ pics of her flight into Al Simara.


It seems that Badawi left some very important papers in a tomb somewhere.  How forgetful.  But Val was more than happy to oblige since this did seem like a very important mission from her office.


Val:  No need to worry Mr. Badawi.  My sharp mind and highly developed Jedi skills will find your papers in no time.

And then she proceeded to trip over her feet.  It totally made me LOL.


Val:  So how do I look on a motorbike?

It suits you very well, dear.  Now please keep your eyes on the road. 


Val: Whoa, that’s big.


Val: I shall leave no stone or hidden compartment unturned!


Val:  What the…?


Val:  AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Well, look on the bright side.  You unlocked a door.

Val: I am unamused.


Val:  Wow, I really did not think my outfit through at all.

Here are a few sights from the tomb


Luckily, Val found what she came for and headed back to the town square to deliver the papers.

While there she rolled a wish to charm a snake.  Yes, she’s being quite the daredevil on this trip.


Val:  So how does this work?

I think you just put your lips on it and blow


Maybe you’re not supposed to blow that hard.  You’re going to burst a blood vessel.


Val:  Ack, I think this one is broken

Or maybe it’s user error.


Val:  Nope, inconceivable.  I bet there’s not a snake in there.


Val:  Holy shit!  That damn snake just bite me!  This is stupid, I want to go home

So with a snake bitten hand a bruised ego I let Val pick whatever she wanted for dinner…


Val:  There’s nothing that some Chunky Monkey ice cream can’t fix.

Truer words have never been spoken. my friend.


Oh hey!  Guess who’s birthday it is?


Gordon: It’s mine!!!!

Yes, our favorite Legacy co-founder is turning….elderly.  dun dun dun

Which means of course there should be lots of partying with hot chicks


Gordon:  Woooooo, shake whatcha Mama gave ya, Girl!

Gargantua:  I’m too sexy for this party.  No way I’m disco dancing.



Lis:  I wonder if Marty’s single?

Gargantua:  Toot {I wonder if there are zombies in space}


Gordon:  Hmmm, what should I wish for? 



Wow, Arlo & Judy Bunch are really gettin’ down over there.


Gordon:  Whoa, bad touch, bad touch!


Gordon:  Hey, my wish came true!  I’ve still retained my smexiness.

Nan:  Dude, I never want to get old.

Lis: OMG!  Mom has to have sex with that!


Gordon:  A little support girls?

Lis:  Poor Mom.

Nan:  I hope when I’m heiress they don’t make me get married.


Gordon:  Well screw them.  I’m eating cake.

Oh, Judy.  Those pants are not flattering…on anyone.


Uh oh.  Pile up at the Lobster Thermidor Gordon made for his party. Screenshot-61

Gargantua:  I should have limbered up before all that dancin’

Judy:  This place is a pig sty

Suck it Judy Bunch!  There are a lot of people here right now.  I can’t possibly clean up everything!


But my simself will try.  She’s such a good guest.


I think the general census is that the party was pretty awesome.  Yeah,  those Boudreaux really know how to throw down.


Gordon:  So, when do you think Amanda’s going to realize that she didn’t get a portrait made of me when I was young and hot.



Gordon:  So, whatcha get me for my birthday?


Gordon: Excellent…


Gordon: I hope I get a nice urn when I die

Val:  I wonder if all that radiation exposure made me infertile?

One can hope.


Gordon and Val are constantly thinking about babies.  It’s so cute.  Too bad they’re in a legacy.  Otherwise, I’d just let them breed away.


Okay, I was not prepared for this. 

Valery’s birthday totally snuck up on me.


Val: Oh my gosh, Gordon and I can be old together now!


Val:  Wait, what if I loose my hotness?


Gordon:  I’m going to have a hot elderly wife.  YAY!

Lis:  Another birthday?  These things really get old.

Corbin: I am this close to being heir.  YES!


Val:  Oh, I lost my hotness.  This sucks.


No you didn’t.  You’re a sweet little old lady now.  You’re adorable!  And you’ve retained your hot rack.  So score!

In celebration of his birthday, Corbin decided to get a tattoo.  


Hi.  Welcome to Tats R Us.  I’ll be your tattoo artist today.  So what do you have in mind?


Apparently Gordon still has his rockin’ abs.  Skin replacement fail 😦


Gordon:  I got a Grim Reaper ‘cause I ain’t afraid of death. 

And it’s in his favorite color, Turquoise.


Tattoo artist:  Dude your totally old!!  HAHAHA!

Gordon:  I will destroy you little man.



Lis:  Oh hey, what’s going on?


Everyone:  SURPRISE!!!!


Lis: Why do you hate me?

Michael:  I’m still so depressed that Nan only likes me as a friend.

Stiles:  Why am I here with all these people?


Oh look.  There’s Geobe and Gargantua’s little girl Gillian.  She’s so adorable! 

Gillian:  I wasn’t invited but I came anyway.

Sorry, I didn’t realized you existed until right now.  Welcome! 


Lis:  Hm, perhaps I should wish for no more birthday parties.

Oh yeah, I gave Val a makeover.  I’m totally loving her glasses.  Although, I am a little disappointed that I couldn’t get her hair the right shade of grey/red.  *le sigh*


Val:  Yes!  Closer to have a less full house.

Uh, yeah.  That’s not really how legacy’s work sweetie.


Michael:  I’m having so much fun.  maybe I’ll get to be in the legacy.

Marty:  Please let the Twins grow up to be hotties.  yeah baby!

Wait, isn’t he supposed to married or something?  Creep.


Lis: Yes!  Once step closer to victory!!


Stiles:  Why do you insist on inviting me to these things? 

Well, you don’t have to come.


Wow, talk about being built like a brick house.  She is ginourmously tall.


Nan:  Okay, my turn.  Everyone’s attention towards me now.

Amanda: TOOT!


I adore this picture.  getting them side by side, Corbin looks like he’s got Val’s nose and lips.  But everything else is Gordon.


Nan:  Yay, please let me be as Amazonian as my sister.


Wish granted!

Geobe: My God!  Please let her see me before she steps back.


Another successful party. 

And now time for double makeovers!!!!  This is totally my fav part. 


Lis rolled Technophobe and wants to be a Home Design Hotshot


Nan rolled Dislike Children and wants to be a Master of the Arts.

They’re both so unique and different.  It’s going to be hard to choose one to carry on the legacy.

Val and Gordon bought Nan and Lis a drafting table for their birthdays. And Lis didn’t waste anytime getting to work on skills. Screenshot-118

Lis:  I am determine to be awesome!

And Nan went back to her easel and started a new paintingScreenshot-119

Nan:  Let’s put a happy little cloud right here.


And this is the partially completed painting.  Is it me or is she getting worse?


Gordon:  Yeah, I’m still hella fit for an old man

Nan:  Dad, no one says hella anymore. 


Gordon:  Darling, you are the love of my life. 


Lis:  Get a room!  Gosh!


Val:  Oh dear.  I’m not as limber as I use to be.


Lis:  You could throw the ball anytime now Mom.



Gordon:  Hi there readers.  Watch and learn how to make a smooth move on a woman.


Gordon:  Hey baby.  You’re the rainbow afro to my squeaky red nose.  Let’s go do it.

Val:  Oh, G.  You say the sweetest things.



Val: What?  You have to throw them a bone every once in a while.


Oh and Gordon just got a promotion to Executive Chef.  Go Gordon Go!!  It won’t be long now before he maxs his cooking skill.  Squee!



And this is a painting that Val finished.  I like it a lot.  And I named it something awesome but forgot what it was.


Val:  So when do you think you’ll get your own place?


Nan took advantage of the fact that Lis and Val were having dinner together and go to work and a sketch at the drawing table.  Bring back alien abductions!!!


Nan:  I am so glad I don’t have to ride that crappy bus anymore.


Nan:  you wanna go play some football?

Corbin:  Shut up!  I’m trying to study!  There are simply too many people in this room!


Aww, Gordon looks so cute on his pink motor scooter.  Look at his fancy new Executive Chef’s hat.  It’s says, “Yes, I am the man in charge.”


Val:  Hi, yes.  I’d like to place a catering order.  The occasion? My son’s birthday is tomorrow.


Nan:  Did I hear that right?  The time is almost here for our heir poll.

I know!  It’s so exciting!

Oh yeah, and Gordon maxed his Cooking Skill.  YAY!

  gordon maxs cooking skill copy


This is his nifty certificate he got in the mail.  It’s proudly displayed next to the oven.  Hopefully, it won’t catch on fire.


Unfortunately, Gordon was still at work when the guests started to arrive.  This will be the first birthday he’s missed in the household.  But that’s what happens when your the man in charge.  


Emma:  Let’s get this party started bitches.


Lis:  Are you sure he’s married?  ‘cause I really like him.

No, I am not sure.  But if you’re heir I’ll help you to annihilate his marriage.

Lis: Fair enough.


Amanda: I wonder if this place has a bomb shelter?

Um, I have no clue what the hell Gargantua’s problem is.  Perhaps she’s just jealous of my awesome legacy.  Yeah, that’s it.


Nan:  Hurry up and blow out the candles! 

Yeah!  Stop being such a tease Corbin.


See, even Michael’s excited to issue in the new generation Screenshot-158

Michael:  Yay,  I’m still hold a flame for Nanette.  She’s my one true love.

Um, creepy much?


Yep, he’s still pretty much a clone of Gordon.  But with Valery’s lips.  But he’s still very handsome.

Corbin rolled Neurotic and his LTW is to own a Private Museum.  Hmmm, interesting.


And the party was another hit.  Although, I had expected Gordon to be home by now.  Let’s see what kind of trouble he’s gotten himself into.


Dude, you’re playing football?! 

Gordon:  I’m having so much fun!

You missed your only son’s birthday party to play football?  With who?


Hank Goddard?!

Hank: Evening ma’am

*rolls eyes*  Gordon, go home.


Speaking of homes.  Let’s take a look at the newly renovated legacy house. 


I like it. 


And now for the part we’ve all been so anxiously waiting for.  *drum roll please*

I like to introduce to you the candidates for Generation 2 legacy carryoner (I made a new word again).  Lisette, Nanette and Corbin have put on they’re very best attire.  Don’t they look smashing?

I’ll post a poll up on boolprop also.  Voting will end on Thursday, or possible Friday.  It depends as I’m putting in 10 hour days at the office this week. 








May the Most Likeable Sim Win!!

2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. somebodysangel13
    May 17, 2014 @ 08:53:16

    Ooh, they all turned out so pretty! I think I like Lisette best, because of the purple eyes, but Corbin is also pretty cute.


  2. Gargantua
    Jul 28, 2010 @ 13:52:42

    Amanda! I’m shocked. Of course there are zombies in space. They don’t need to breathe after all. *grin* I find it interesting that my simself prefers workout comfy clothes most of the time. Kinda like RL, yeah?

    I voted for Corbin, mainly because I think it can be entertaining for a loner to have to populate a household of kiddies. And he’s cute.


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