Last time on The Legacy: Randall aged into an Elder (with his smexy teapot pants) and Sabine and Tony got married. Suzette aged up to a YA, move out and married Chrystal Seaweedy. They’re now expecting a little one.
Lafayette aged into a YA and became the Gen 4 official heir!
Random Story Progression Updates:
Ever wondered what a Grim looks like under those robes?
Ack! Nothing!! I guess Grim Tobey is retiring. Could this graduate be the new Grim to take the next Boudreaux?
Sabine gave birth to a little girl named Ella.
Ugh! Kenton has joined the enemy. I’m blaming the Shutter genes for this lack of familial pride.
And speaking of the Shutters…
Georgie is expecting a baby!
And now on to our irregularly scheduled legacy…
Lafayette: Bethany, I have an amazing idea!
Bethany: *skeptical look* I’m listening…
Lafayette: I think we should get married.
Bethany: Holy shit!
Bethany: Yes, of course!
Bethany: That was the best idea ever.
Lafayette: Yes, it was.
DV: So, Bethany Atkins, you’ve just become the next legacy spouse. What are you going to do now?
Bethany: mmmm, I have a fantastic idea!
Bethany: SHIT! Bad idea!
DV: That’s a snazzy outfit you got on.
Randall: Arg, I’m a swashbuckling teapot.
So after I all my yelling about not letting the family have a dog, Gaston decided to have the lat word.
Gaston: I will hug you and love you and call you George.
Stray: But I’m a girl…
DV: Is this really safe?
Gaston: What? I can’t just leave him wet.
DV: Well, if you get electrocuted and die then don’t come crying to me!
Wooooo!!!! It’s a bachelorette party!!
Tonya Stormcaller: Can you believe we still get invited to these things?
Gargantua Stormcaller: It’s so awesome! Now let’s dance!
DV: Whoop Whoop! It’s a stripper!!
DV: You are a sexy beast.
Stripper: Yes, I know.
DV: Everyone really likes the stripper. Except that rude girl laughing. On a side note, there are 3 knocked up Boudreauxs in this picture.
Sim!Garg: Yes! Best Boudreaux party ever!
DV: Sabine and Jolie aren’t too interested though and opt for some games.
And then there were two…
Stripper #2: Alrighty Ladies. Let’s get this party started!
Bethany: Who the hell is this yahoo?
Tonya: Seriously Mom? I can’t take you anywhere!
Bethany: Is she dead?
DV: Oh God!
DV: Nope, we’re good people. She’s just danced herself into a coma.
Lafayette: I’m so glad she’s not dead. Where would we bury the body?
Bethany: Hey there Georgie. Wanna glass of champagne?
Georgie: No thanks. I really shouldn’t be drinking until after the nooboo arrives.
Bethany: Who said anything about drinking?
Georgie: Don’t you dare Bethany Atkins!!
DV: DO EEETTT!!!
DV: Glad you decided to return to the party Sim!Garg.
Sim!Garg: Well, I didn’t want to miss Stripper #1. He’s already down to his skivvies.
DV: Um, yeah. Go have another drink.
Stripper #2: Hey there sexy lady. So you seeing anyone?
Jolie: Yeah, my husband.
Stripper #2: *sad face*
DV: It’s Gordon!!
Gordon: How you doin’?
DV: Where are you going?
Bethany: I can’t be late for my first day on the job.
DV: If you can tell, she’s in the Ghosthunting profession.
Georgie: Oh gawd!
Suzette: Whoa, that smarts.
DV: What’s wrong with you Randall?
Randall: I wanted to be the next Boudreaux to have a baby.
DV: You are way too old.
Randall: You’re mean.
DV: And your a crotchety old man.
DV: Georgie was so exhausted she hopped into a bunk and went to sleep.
Gordon: This stinks! I wanted the top bunk!
DV: What is up with the moody men? Put away your vagina Gordon and pick another bed.
DV: Bethany is doing really well on her first day. A promotion already.
Sim!Garg: ehh..I’ve seen bigger.
Jolie: Frammit! I broke the dishwasher and now there’s water everywhere.
DV: It’s okay. Leave it for the maid.
Sucky Maid: Yeah, I’m on my break.
DV: Worst maid ever!! She tossed her juice on the floor and then left without doing a damn thing!
DV: Oooo, cheeseplants
Graham: These Late Night elevators are so fucking slow! Do something Uncle Gaston.
Gaston: My pleasure…
Randall: No, it’s all mine.
Guy: I think I’ll take the stair.
Tony: That’s kind of awesome.
Lafayette: I do not like you vampire.
Tony: Yeah, well your bachelor party music sucks ass.
Lafayette: Is Dad okay?
Gaston: Yes son. He just thinks he’s a dog right now.
Lafayette: Uh, ok…
Lafayette: Well, I guess it’ll be up to you make the speech.
Gaston: Only if you promise me grandchilren.
DV: It must have been a pretty unmoving speech. Everyone ignored him.
Bouncer: I’m on to you Kenton Boudreaux.
Randall: That’s a fantastic idea Mr. Spout.
Randall: Hey there sexy lady. Drinks all around! And make mine flamin’.
Randall: What is that awful music?
Unknown Guest: Yes! She’s so hot!
DV: Really? You set up behind the bar?
DV: Oh gawd! See, not every Boudreaux is good looking. This is Georgie and Lenny’s son, Derrick.
Lafayette: This bar has a really nice view.
DV: Stop being skeevy.
DV: Sweet, now I don’t have to throw another party.
Gaston: OH! My back!
Gaston: Fix it!!
Gaston: Whew. That’s better.
Gaston: I remember when I was young and handsome like you Kenton.
Kenton: You smell like old people.
Gaston: You’re a jackass.
Randall: So I said, “What the hell! Bring on the chicken grease!”
Lafayette: nom, nom, nom
The bachelor party was finally over. Lafayette was so hopped up on energy drinks that he couldn’t sleep. So he broke out the telescope.
DV: Aww, that’s so sweet.
DV: Ack! I didn’t take any pics because I was too busy trying to save the legacy heir. But yeah, there was a huge fire.
DV: and the firemen came.
DV: and then scolded us.
DV: Screw you Carmello Mallory! You’re a sanctimonious bastard! And you’re name sounds like a candy bar.
Carmello: And I taste just as good.
DV: *saving Carmello to bin*
DV: Bethany got another promotion. She’s now a Spooky Noise Silencer.
DV: Gaston’s Team kick ass on their latest game. Not bad for an old man!
Uh oh. Sim!Garg is getting down. Must be a Boudreaux party!
Sim!Garg: Not just any party. It’s a Boudreaux Wedding.
Randall: Look it here, Bartender. These are pics of my kids. Soon I’ll be able to throw these out and replace them with grandchildren.
Bartender: Don’t you already have 2 grandchilden?
Randall: Those don’t count. They’re not legacy nooboos.
Gaston: Frammit! This steam is fucking hot!
Gaston: Come on! I just won a game. I need some energy for my son’s wedding. Randall! Go put on your formal wear.
Randall: Ponies don’t have formal wear.
Graham: You so crazy Uncle Randall!
Today, Lafayette, I join my life to yours, not merely as your wife,
but as your friend, your lover, and your confidant.
With you I will walk my path from this day forward
I give you this ring as a symbol of our vows, and with all that I am, and all that I have,
Today, Bethany, I join my life to yours, not merely as your husband,
Let me be the shoulder you lean on, the rock on which you rest, the companion of your life.
With you I will walk my path from this day forward
I give you this ring as a symbol of our vows, and with all that I am, and all that I have.
Sabine: It’s so beautiful!! *sobbing*
And by the power vested in me by, uh, me. I now pronounce you Legacy Heir and Spouse.
Next time on The Legacy: An update from Lis & Matt. And a new house for the new couple.
Thanks for reading!